If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
Me when “Yeezus” comes out!
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
she said SSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
